TAG #5 : HAVE YOU EVER????

I was going through one of my fellow blogger's blogspace (check it out, its too good) and I came upon this tag, and in the end the author suggested to try it out and I did (basically I bloody wanted to do it) and it was fun!

HAVE YOU EVER…..

Smoked a cigarette? Yes! Don’t start hating me now, I smoked the entire thing and it’s kinda gross!

Crashed a friend's car? Yeah I have …errrr just a tiny little dent on the bumper yaar…. Okay why the hell am I being so honest???? after this no one will ever lend me their car… c’mon how will I learn then huh????

Stolen a car? Arey! I don’t even know how to drive leave alone steal it!!

Been in love?: hmmm the thought that “I am in love” did linger a couple of times, but now when I look back upon it, I don’t think I have ever been in lllllluurvvvvvvvee, infact I don’t think I can even define love properly!

Been dumped? Yup, wait we are talking about boyfriends na? Once…boooooohoooooo!!

Shoplifted? Yeah, stole a couple of Barbie stickers from a stationary shop, when I was in 3^rd or 4^th or so, after that… nope!!

Been in a fist fight? Yup in middle school, I was a strange combo of a geek and a bully during those days! That was some punch man, but I really got so scared when I saw blood oozing out from that girl’s nose, she tucked at my hair and… well finally we ended up running hand in hand in the grounds as punishment!

Snuck out of your parent's house? Well it means when they where at home or what?

Well no that never happened!

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yo!! That’s because the guy didn’t’ even know I exist :P, I was in 9^th and he was in 12^th what do u expect?

Been arrested? NOPE!! I am up to “bad” things sometimes and then not so bad and terrible

Gone on a blind date? Yup! And the poor guy kept stammering out of nervousness, and I tried to lift up his confidence but man was he thick! so I kinda got bugged in the end, I remember some common friend hooking us up for some silly reason, and yea he gave me a Cadbury dairy milk… hehe

Skipped school? Nah!! Was too geek for it maybe

Been on a plane? Yeah!! It’s fun!!

Seen someone die? Yes, my grand mom (mum’s mum), I was about 4 then

Been to Canada? Huh???? Weird question! The originator of this tag is in love with Canada or what? No I haven’t been there!

Purposely set a part of yourself on fire?: well on fire… not exactly, I was four and mom was doing her “pooja” and I touched the burning tip of the agarbatti and got a minute burn( god this is super lame I know!)

Been jet-skiing? Boooohoooooo nope!

Met someone in person from the Internet? Nope, internet is the last place I trust, man people tell me they in a “relationship” with someone they met on Orkut! HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!! So basically not an entirely random person, but sometimes what happens is you end up meeting friend’s friends and all that, so thanks to Aditya I met Himanshu both from IITD

Taken pain killers? Yup! Like I simply have to, for at least a couple of times in a month

Flown a kite? Yes yes yes! Courtesy – All my guy friends in the locality, who finally realized that I am worth a lot more than just playing assistant to them by holding the thread roll (manja)

Built a sand castle? Yup! In Puri (heard of the Jagarnath Temple?), that’s a place in Orissa, amazing!

Gone puddle jumping? Yeaa man! It’s so much fun! You sometimes end up finding joy in the simplest things in life!

Cheated while playing a game? Yea am a goddamn sucker when it comes to cheating!!

Been lonely? You mean solitary and upset? Well yup sometimes and that’s the worst feeling ever! Otherwise being the only kid in the family I am more of a loner so I don’t mind being alone as such!

Fallen asleep at work or school/college?: I had once fallen asleep during my English paper when I was in class7th or 8^th, luckily this happened after I had completed the exam and gosh it was embarrassing! And in college physics lecture= nap time!

Used a fake ID? Yup! Cause I was made to for some “reasons”, did it twice, ended up going out with one of the guys (after he came know it was me o’course)

Felt an earthquake?: couple of times, yea I have, once it occurred during a bright Saturday morning, my dramatic neighbors were yelling their lungs out and I was still in bed and didn’t even bother to get up! How lethargic!

Touched a snake? when I was in Calcutta, I did see a few harmless ones, cause our house was close to some “green area” and no never touched one

Slept beneath the stars? Yup! Lovely experience, though the mosquitoes can be quite a nuisance

Been robbed? nah! Thank god! M lucky so far owing to the fact m really careless!

Been misunderstood? zillions and zillions of times!

Won a contest? quite a few actually, but nothing really big, unless you count in the essay which won me a silver in “ESPN my hero and me “ contest

Run a red light/stop sign: stop reminding me over and over again that I can’t drive hmmmmmpppphhhhh!!

Been suspended from school? no! I generally don’t break rules and if I do, I do it carefully and with a lot of planning (duh!)

Been in a car accident? no

Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night? nope! M trying to keep away from junk food as much as possible, so don’t give me evil ideas!

Walked the streets drunk? ohh err well not on the streets, but once we locality friends had a wild night as that day all of us had some reason to celebrate or the other, I drank half a bottle of vodka neat (we ran out of money to buy coke!), plus beer; “talli” is the word and we carpooled into a tiny maruti 800, n kept yelling and hooting at people, ended up blowing kisses to the guards and chokidaars, luckily the one driving was sane enough, and I am not proud of this incident what so ever

Had déjà vu? you bet!

Danced in the moonlight? Yup on my best friend’s bday…….if we r talking about a couple dance i.e.….

Witnessed a crime? Once I was walking down the lane to get to Aditya’s place and there was this thief who ran inside the apartment where Adi lived and he locked the main door, so basically it was a major fiasco and finally they caught the guy somehow and all this while I was stranded outside the flat….

Been obsessed with post-it notes? Well I would just buy the pads because they looked “cute” and never really got a chance to use them

Squished barefoot through the mud? yup! It’s dirty and crazy – no wonder I love doing it

Been lost? okay once my cousin and I, were talking down some dark lane and our parents where about 100yards or so behind us, well suddenly this mad dog came right after us, and it drove me out of my wits and I ran, and the dog went after my sister (who just stood there), my parents shooed it away and meanwhile I kept running and finally I realized I am dead lost… somehow dad found me

Been on the opposite side of the country? have been to kanyakumari, Vivekananda rock rather

Swum in the ocean? Now that I can swim well, the Goan experience (am yet to write a post about this) was T-E-R-R-I-F-I-C

Cried yourself to sleep? yea, a couple of times

Played cops and robbers? yea and cheated in that as well…..

Recently colored with crayons? yea! Am still found of coloring books!

Sung karaoke? yup, Avril Lavinge- skater boy, during some friends party

Paid for a meal with only coins? nah! I seriously don’t want the shopkeeper to give me murderous looks

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? love this one, well that can I say, this is the way I live!

Made prank phone calls? yea, sometimes ended up beating the shit outta them! No kidding really I mean it!

Caught a snow flake on your tongue? I am not really fond of winters, and hence try to be away from cold places as much as possible, so snow is totally out of the picture

Written a letter to Santa Claus? Yea, asking for Harry potter / Daniel Radcliffe! (Sad that the order of phoenix was the biggest disappointment ever)

Blown bubbles? yup!! One was as big as my face, quite an achievement in the blowing bubble history!

Bonfire on the beach? na! Man I would love to!

Cheated on a test? not really in school, in college yes…( desperate situations… had to)

Gone skinny-dipping in a pool? Nope!!

I am going to be an angel this time as this is a really long tag am not going to take any names in particular, but mark my words it really fun to do, so please do give it a try!